Long Duck Dong
the name of the asian in sixteen candles…
yo, get over here long duck dong…
longduckdong is a drink that some crazy drunk mexicans thought up one night in kansas city when they were drinkin redbull and greygoose vodka. when asked why they like the combination one simply said,” because it makes my longduckdong!” hence the name!
“hey milo what are you drinking?”
— “im drinking longduckdongs… imma get some -ss tonight”
commonly known as the male s-x organ, or p-n-s. it dates back to the cl-ssic 80’s movie “better off dead”. one character named “long duck dong” a foreign exchange student from j-pan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
“jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? it was chode looking. gnarly.”
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