Long-Haired Balding
a long-haired balding is the next level of f-ggotry following a “neckbeard” in the scale of weeaboo f-ggotry. weeaboo > neckbeard > long-haired balding. long-haired baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. this form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and j-panese sh-t that he will do whatever to get anime sh-t, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. the first long-haired balding was recorded being seen at this d-nky j-panese arcade. being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the long-haired balding.
“man, look at that long-haired balding over there playing iidx. hes p-ssing 12s and putting those neckbeards to shame.”
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