Long Island Expressway
the main thoroughfare on long island. also known as “the world’s longest parking lot”.
i sat awn the (lawngilind) long island expressway for too ahwuhs befawh i foynully mayd it tew jeriko.
the act of one -j-c-l-t-ng in there hand and preceding to cup there partners face with said seamen while bending him/her over and scr-w-ng them from behind.
john p. face and -sshole broke into a rash after i gave him a long island expressway
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