Long Island Handshake
a manual -n-l stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom… index on top, into the ladies r-ct-m. the move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the v-g-n- and the man’s hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. a quick way to remember this technique is “four in the stink, thumb in her pink.”
my new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite i gave her a long island handshake.
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nothing relaxes suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice gl-ss of wine and a long island handshake from her boyfriend.
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