Long John Silver’s Sex
long john silver’s s-x a restraunt where the food sucks and so do the servers, and for an added $100 they will have s-x with you on the table. it is rumored if you tip a server $100+ they will s-xually enduce you on the table. prices range from.
$10 ~ handjob
$25 ~ bl-wj-b
$50 ~ combo
$100 ~ basic intercorse
$150 ~ “‘everythin’ with the works”
ashley: hey tom wanna go to long john silver’s?
tom: yeah dude! im gonna get the fish n’ chips with a $100 dollar tip! i love that long john silver’s s-x!
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