Long Term Pants
lit: pants of a long term.
1. the sort of pants you can wear to your prom, your wedding and your funeral.
2. known to be a hot girl named maria.
opposite: short term shorts
1. man: my pants are broke
woman: not mine, they are long term
2. “maria si hot”
– unmod
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