Long time no shag
what you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous s-xual encounters. primarily used to
1. announce s-xual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. display lack of shame.
3. humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.
ethan: yo melissa! long time no sh-g, eh?
melissa: go f-ck yourself ethan.
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