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• Long Dong Mong

  a man with down’s syndrome who has an exceptionally large p-n-s. a long dong mong is a medical subcategory cl-ssification of the basic mong. quong was a long dong mong singing a song in hong kong while shaking his shlong in the neighbour’s cabbage patch.

• longpooper

  one who takes a long time on the toilet p–ping. “as a longp–per i hate public toilets with an automatic light switch. the inventor really should have thought that sh-t through.” -miller-stgt someone takes a long time to p–p in the bathroom. ( via reddit) kevin: why did you take so long in the toilet? […]

• Beningus

  alternate spelling for biningus. plural form: beningi or biningi it’s just you know, beningus. may be used for anything and everything. often used as a euphemism for s-xually explicit terms. my beningus is tingly. that tickles my beningus. do you smell that? smells like a beningus! thank you from the very bottom of my beningus. […]

• Benjamon Pynes

  one man that is very hard to resist. he is very good looking and has the personality of a god. benjamon has the prettiest eyes anyone could ever lay their eyes upon. works at ruby tuesdays. benjamon pynes

• Diblan

  a very small p-n-s he has a h-ll of a diblan! its like 2cm long!

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