longcock


one is longc-cked when he has his girlfriend or object of his affection spirited away by someone who might be perceived as more virile.
longc-cked again! you are such a nancyboy!
1.) someone with an extra large male reproductive organ
wow, what a longc-ck that lad has…
to over rule/win with great confidence. by going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.
dan and tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. both went and talked to her but when tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. thous tim long c-cked dan. she was impressed and went home with tim.

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