Longhander
(noun) a person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.
a world of warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
trollski: not much, really. questing here and there. yourself?
xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
trollski: i use proper english. hilarious.
xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
trollski: no, i don’t want any frickin’ prawns. i don’t eat sh-llfish. leave me alone.
-long pause-
xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
trollski: you doofus.
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