Longhorn High Five


when two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. the female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is b-mping uglies (v-g-n-l or -n-l) with her from behind. before the males have their sweet eruption of -j-c-l-t-, they lock arms above the female – resembling a texas longhorn bovine. this term might be more relevant and used in the southwest region.
“last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while i was pounding it out from behind. we reared back and reached across the b-tch and slapped a high five. it totally looked like a longhorn. then me and my homey came all over her face. we so pulled a longhorn high five on that chick.”

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