longina
a longina is an extremely wide and flappy v-g-n-
dude your mom is such a wh-r-, she has the nastiest longina i’ve ever seen!
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when receiving oral delight a man places the t-st-cl-s in the hoes mouth and the erect p-n-s on her cheek, resembling a snorkel. theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel. chuck: what’s that!? theodore: none of your godd-mn business! keep sh-tting on that midget.
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