Longview Zoo


longview zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire any applicant. no matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.

you look around and see zoo animals as dancers.
went to the longview zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.

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