Loni
(noun)a beautiful,graceful young mother. independent, thoughtful, strong in her opinions. she’s the kind of woman that only needs love from another person. loni is what every man wants in a partner , very easy on the eyes, full of energy, drive, and a hunger for life. she going places and she’ll only take you with her if you can hold your own and keep up. she takes care of her self, and the stuff that has to get done. she does it her way and on her terms. she doesn’t need any one to tell her what to do or how to do it. she is the strongest person i know, and the only woman that deserves true love and a truly loving family.
“as a woman my goal in life is to be a loni”
“every time life gets me down i think… i’m a loni i can do this”
a female who loves to express her inner wild child. example: loves to party and have a good time.
that chick is a totally loni.
watch out there’s a loni coming over here! rawr~
a game played amongst men where you throw an object at another man’s mid section at a respectable pace, and yell “lonis”, giving the person time to react to protect themselves.
when we were drunk last night, we decided to start playing lonis and i do not have very good reflexes, hence i can no longer have children.
a girl who clings to another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other’s resources; parasite.
i can’t go anywhere today because a loni exhausted my funds.
a hairy -n-s covered in poo particals
my -n-s has just become loni!!
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