Lonigan


a lonigan is a communist r-t-rd who is normally considered a “creeper” by the female species; activities of a lonigan consist of drawing, drinking tea, and checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of communism.

even though lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. for women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

so the lonigans of the world will remain bas-m-nt virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.
woman: ewwww! he’s such a lonigan.
man: yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.
a lonigan is a communist r-t-rd who is normally considered a “creeper” by the female species; activities of a lonigan consist of drawing, drinking tea, and checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of communism.

even though lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. for women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

so the lonigans of the world will remain bas-m-nt virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.
woman: ewwww! he’s such a lonigan.
man: yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.
a 6’1 communist idiot claims to be the van gogh of his era. spends majority of his time drinking and wallowing, leering wikipedia and drawing his regrets and w-nking to the hope of finding a group on down on their luck prost-tutes. a man wh-r-. never sleeps….too busy drinking and scr-w-ng men and women. crying drunkenly about friends and girls and children from the hours of 12 am to 5 am at which time he has a shower and w-nks. than rapes an iphone til he gets soemone to agree to pleasure his sick sick fantasies,. which he later draws about in a motel he claims to hate but really loves. an attention wh-r-. smells like shame.,
look it’s lonigan!

he’s looking as pathetic as ever.

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