lonjas
the word “lonja” literally means auction or market, but it often used in its plural or singular form to describe what is referred to in english as love handles, fat rolls, and/or a m-ffin top.
ay, becky! you can see your lonjas hanging everywhere in that bikini!
1. a person that tends to lie a lot
(verb) – to skip football practice and go home to be lazy
(person 1) ey fool, did you see lonjas dipping home before practice today?
(person 2) yee, i saw him longeing it up.
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