lonje moco
the lonje moco is a very frightening mythical creature that lives under your bed that always says these words “que tal, yo soy el lonje moco”. there are also some different breeds and species for this lonje animal, such as the common lonje salado, the lonje ranchero, the very rare lonje manso etc. well, don’t get too frightened, the last sighting of this rare lonje was under your bed.
the lonje moco is a very friendly creature.
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