Lonked


another word for h-rny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using h-rny so use lonked!
man #1 : “man i’m so lonked for her right now.”
man #2 : “so go hook up with her bro!”

girl : “im so lonked for jack!”

man #1 : -looking at some chicks b–bs and not breaking eye contact-
man #2 : “dude youre so f-cking lonked”
man #1 : “i know!”

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