lonser


n. a person who is the epitome of both a loser and a loner.
toni: hey dennis, wanna play no mas?
dennis: can’t. studying.
toni: ew… what a lonser.

julie: wtf dennis you have drool stains around your mouth….
dennis: oh… sorry.
julie: and why do you smell so bad?
dennis: i have no time to shower. i’ve been studying.
julie: get a life…. lonser.

toni: what do u think seung does all day?
julie: probably wakes up to watch nip/tuck until he goes back to sleep.
toni: d-mn…. what a lonser….
julie: yea…. i know….

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