Look House
a subgenre of house music in which a dj/producers looks (i.e. how he/she elaborately dresses, how they look on their dialed instagram and other social media profiles) trumps mixing, track selection and/or actual musical talent. very popular in california (not so much in the midwest where the music came from) and spreading.
george: “this dj’s trainwrecking again, and this track is terrible! time to go.”
anri: “but he’s dressed so well in that vintage desert tunic, leather jacket and fedora – even though he’s knocked it off with his headphones 3 times- and all the hipster girls down in front are in a trance by his good looks and style. i wanna hit on one of em!”
george: “wow anri, i didn’t know you were so into look house, you were outside chatting it up for the last set and that chick killed it!”
anri: “yeah sorry george. i know you liked the dj before this guy and rightfully so, the music was on point from what i saw; but honestly she was kinda ugly and just wasn’t dressed well enough for me to truly enjoy it so i went outside to network. but i like this guy lets stay!”
george: performs face palm.
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