loominarty
loominarty is the term people often use when they want to use the word “illuminati” however are afraid of addressing them directly incase they are found out by real illuminati ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“i think that’s the illuminati symbol.”
“shh, don’t say that, say loominarty or else they will find you and wipe your existence from the internet”
(silence)
“oh god no plz come back to me”
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