Loose hose


a sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong s-xual situation that the male’s flaccid p-n-s releases its load without prior alarm, as if the p-n-s was a “loose hose”.
the man got a loose hose when he encountered olivia wilde waiting for him in his bedroom.

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