Loose Lettuce


the protrusion of a woman’s outer l-b– such that it’s appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. the condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of l-b–l weight training.
becky seems like a nice girl but with all that loose lettuce she’s got going on i really have to question her past.

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