Loose McGoose
a dirty, sl-tty, wh-r- of a woman. loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used v-g-n-.
(at your friend’s wedding, a hot, yet obviously sl-tty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)
kai: yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
drew: with the brown hair? you mean jessica. i know her from college.
kai: oh… is she loose mcgoose?
drew: i mean, she’s been known to suck a d-ck or four…
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