Loose Or Toothless?
a game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your p-n-s into either her loose v-g-n- or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). then you have to guess which orifice. winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.
usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed wh-r-.
jeff: hey bud, you gonna play “loose or toothless?” at the frat party tonight?
paul: no man, i’m swingin’ out to the bar tonight to see if i can pick me up a club sandwich.
melissa: so, you were playing “loose or toothless?” last night at the party i hear.
kelly: yeah, i’ve never been so humiliated in my life. but they were feeding me pills and i was doing yeager bombs all night….and then there was this guy who set himself on fire….and i put it out for him by p-ssing on him and…. then they made me drink my own urine….so i still had a good time….i think….what were we talking about?
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