Loot Crate
hey are you a nerd? do you like a bunch of worthless sh-t? do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? so much junk you cant even put what you need on it. do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? a ninja vs pirate mouse pad! wow sweet,awesomesauce! do you like doctor who? who doctor doesn’t?! are you deranged?! introducing loot crate! a service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..never stopping! never will stop..increasing with junk every month! there is no more room in the house! garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. we have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! it’s only $25 a month and you get a package every single f-cking month. also don’t forget to make a sh-tty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. waiting for something you actually like!
youtuber: whoa bro! did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!
youtuber’s friend: yea bro that stuff was sh-t
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