Loot Day


a holiday near the end of december when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.
hey, are you doing anything for christmas this year?

nah i’m agnostic, i don’t celebrate christmas, i am having a loot day party though.

atheist children get presents day

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