loot the booty
when at a strip club, you try to take all of the money in her g-string; starting with the highest value and then decreasing
john: hey man, i’m going to the strip club tonight rich, and i’m gonna leave broke again
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
john: you have to play with somebody else though
kurtis: i’ll show you how it’s done
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