lop dick


a pathetic loser not even capable of getting hard. usually male but can be female. could also mean a soft or weak person. someone who’s p-n-s lops in a directions or another. usually down, but can be sideways or upwards. not curved, but lopped.
you lop d-ck. dude you are a lop d-ck. you lop d-ck b-st-rd. that lop d-ck boss of mine is making me do his work for him again. or that lop d-ck brother of mine can’t fight his own battles. that guy last night had a lop d-ck. for some reason i only seem to date lop d-cks.

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