Lopenitis
lop•e•ni•tis |lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
when a marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a p-ssy and needs to suck it up and be a man, he is suffering from lopenitis. symptoms may include owies, b–boos, and saying things like “ahhh it’s my t-11.”
• common cures for ” lopenitis ” are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a mob mollywhop until that marine recovers.
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