Loptard


a person (male or female) that was born with hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look r-t-rded. the skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
term normally used by select mti’s of the 323rd trs.
1) “hey, you leave that loptard alone!”
2) “holy freakin’ cr-p loptard, are you a d-mn communist?”

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