Lord Gorlock


lord gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for geico insurance. he was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company lord gorlock productions® a subgroup of ben carey films®. they are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.
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