Lord Jared


lord jared

the ancient thallasian knight rumored to wield excalibur one thousand years before the reign of king arthur.

a most powerful warrior in the dark ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.

supposedly shared the same lineage as arthur himself.
“excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, p-sses down a single bloodline every one thousand years. from lord jared to king arthur.”

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