Lord Scrotus
king of t-st-cl-s and all testicular related happenings. he has basically the biggest unit in the world. if you mess with him , he will take not only your -n-l virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. don’t mess with the king. he will f-ck your sh-t. he gets more p-ssy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man’s scr-t-m.
ex1. those who are sterile must have wronged lord scrotus in the past.
ex2. pray to lord scrotus so you won’t bust a nut.
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