a person who is named charlie, who is under 5 feet tall and thinks they are better than everyone else in his friend group. also has a secret obsession with pokemon.
charlie: don’t call me that!
mike: okay lordcharchar
- define girlfriends
when youre a closet g-y but someone asks if you have a girlfriend. person 1: “so do you have a girlfriend?” person 2: “define girlfriends”
- isobel gappy
big b-tt and skinny waste beautiful hair and eyes and everyone one want to be like you wow she is an isobel gappy
- mag tastic
the act of being magical and fantastic. that -ss was mag-tastic.
- floppy talk
conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don’t understand. john: ”usually that cpu would be enough, but i require at least 8 tflops and that’s without streaming.” peter: ”i heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before amd’s ryzen. i might even switch. benchmarks seems promising.” mary: […]