Lorenzo Mata


a forward on the ucla bruins basketball team. he is one of the top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. he also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.
“oh my, does that player have a nose disease?”
“no, that’s just lorenzo mata. he’s a huge tool.”

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