Lori Awesome
the highest level of awesome possible. the coolest of cool, the bestest of best, the cutest of cute, the funniest of funny. a level of awesomeness that is unattainable to most, yet something we should all strive for. lori awesome is also considered the ultimate compliment possible. we all should feel very fortunate if there’s someone nearby that is lori awesome.
have a lori awesome day!
your skills at words with friends is lori awesome!
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