lork
to be -ssisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. after the act, the couple goes to a mcdonald’s where the female orders mcfluries(see mcfluries). frequently, the two have never spoken. traditionally, it occurs during the lenten season. a regional custom of shrinetown, louisiana.
man 1: so, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
man 2: so you missed law and order!
man 1: svu!?!?
man 2: man, i wish i could lork with mariska hargitay.
man 1: ahhhhhhhhh!i would lork with her all night long, until the mcfluries got soft, if you know what i’m sayin’!
half loser and half dork
that guy is a lork!
you are a lork!
a very mild exclamation for use in polite company. the fuller version is “lorks a lordy” if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.
“lorks a lordy! my bottom’s on fire!”
—courtesy of “the young one’s”—
a lork is a unnatural half breed of a dork and a loser which intertwine to make the radtastic being of a lork. can also be called a dern.
lork’i·ness n., lork’y adj. lork lord n.,
“what a lork.”
“ohmyygoshhh, that kiddo over there is like such an uber lork”
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