lort
lort is a danish word for ‘sh-t’.
often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.
“det her mad smager af lort!”
“this food taste of sh-t (lort)!”
“det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der.”
“that was really a stupid action.”
5 more definitions
lesbian shorts
look at that girl wearing lorts
5 times the amount of “lots”. often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.
“d-mn b-tch, i just ate lorts of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal hax0r.”
this is the noise that occurs when a fart p-sses through bath water.
whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: lort!
shortnd way of saying “see you later” or “good bye”
1 it was nice partying with you but i’m going to the bar, lort!
2 that dude just lorted.
3 im lorting soon.
can also be used in the phrase “see you lort!”
an ignorant f-ck. usually referring to a person from europe who thinks they know american culture by watching our media.
or
someone who views americans of all races as inferior and b-st-rdized in language and culture.
this word has become more popular since after 9/11.
see that french lort over there.
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