Los Alamos
an oasis of social inept-tude located in the mountains of northern new mexico. has more phd’s per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious att-tude. the majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.
“hey, want to have fun? thats too bad, because we’re in los alamos”
site of the manhatten project. a small town located in a new mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up north korea and start a nuclear war. (but they deny this when you ask them about it)
checkpoints are located along the roads leading into los alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.
los alamos high school girl: last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
friend: so what? happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the lab. want to race to see who can solve their rubik’s cube faster? i just learned a new algorithm for it and i bet it works faster than yours!
Read Also:
- muelu
dominican word meaning sweet talker “ese muelu me robo a mi mujer”
- muffnuggle
to motorboat a females v-g-n-. tim: i just motorboat my girlfriends v-g-n-. – james: dude your a m-ffnuggler.
- mufock
a term you can use to call some one a mother f-cker. this is used in a playful way. 1. watch it, you mufock. 2. that chick is one mufock. 3. freak! you better not touch me again, mufock.
- shazblackin
awesome, kick-ss, great man that party last night was shazblackin!
- Shazzam mode
invented by a annomous badminton player for when he stepped up his game and won every point. basicly a state of mind you can reach by shouting ” im in shazzam mode now!” of which you will become almost invincible at what you are doing. badminton player 1: -hits ace- badminton player 2: thats it! […]