Los Altos, CA
los altos is one of the general suburbs of the silicon valley. the population is about 28,000. many corporate big-shots and other rich notables live in los altos or los altos hills. the town is said to be one of the most bigoted towns in the world. los altos is often considered a fake town seeing as it has no major industry (commercial zones are restricted), it imports far more capital than it exports, it is generally isolated (los altans are rarely familiar with the outside world, except for their summer home in europe), they have brown street signs, and there are few sidewalks or street lamps.
oh, you’re from los altos, ca. no wonder…
i hate los altos, ca! i like totally want to get out of here. it’s so like fake!
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