lose a wicket
to have to urinate during a drinking session.
origin in english/australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (aus) or runs/wickets (eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.
you might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.
1. “d-mn it guys, just lost another wicket”
2. “geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you’ll be up and down all night”
3. “i opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)”
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