loser cruiser
a school bus
d-mn man, you’re a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school…
a minivan or other large vehicle
i don’t want to drive that loser cruiser around!
-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren’t even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like sh-t, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.
-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly -ss f-ggy box shaped cars that are out there.
-any hybrid car or smart car.
-hummer h2.
-public transportation.
“why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of sh-t civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs.”
“yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn’t even bother to give it a tune up.”
“he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn’t bother to paint the front fenders or p-ssenger door the same color.”
“and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal.”
“god d-mn loser cruiser.”
unattractive vehicle.
jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but i just laughed in his face.
a bad bus service that’s incompatible with a normal middle-cl-ss life and as a consequence ridden only by the dest-tute and disqualified.
the wrta buses in worcester run once an hour and all just go to city hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. the gcrta buses in cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and ceos.
an ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. usually a rust bucket that looks like it’s worth 2 dollars tops.
something you would be embarr-ssed to be seen in. usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
check out sarah’s loser cruiser.
i would be embarr-ssed to be driving around in that thing.
a school bus transporting high school students. while it’s customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a “loser” if they aren’t driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!
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