Loser Matinée


a loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. if you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.
loser #1: i couldn’t find anyone to see ‘baby’s day out’ with me, so i just went to a loser matinée.”

loser #2: “sh-t, so did i. we should have just gone together.”

loser #1: “f-g.”

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