loss of consortium
n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can’t get laid and blames someone else.
after jenny’s husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.
after being har-ssed at work for years by his boss, bob claimed he couldn’t get it up and sued for loss of consortium.
professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
law student: loss of consortium?
legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually s-x.
after jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.
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