loss prevention


loss prevention are the r-t-rds who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb -ss for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life
girl: “f-ck dude i can’t work at macy’s no more”
boy: why not?
girl: “some dumb -ss loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts”

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