Lossbian
a very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyk- lovin’, never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. she is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.
-note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.
guy 1: dude, that chick is a solid 10! whatta rack!
guy 2: ya…cept she is in love with wanda d-nkle (points to the typical “other” lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
guy 1: oh, such a lossbian
guy 2: yup (sips brew to try and make wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)
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