Lossofphonia
the ability to forget that one owns a cellar device due to intoxication.
sorry i didn’t text you back last night, i get a bad case of lossofphonia when i drink.
guy a: “dude james hasn’t texted me or returned any of my phone calls, what’s up with him?”
guy b: “he’s probably drunk. he has lossofphonia when we drinks.”
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