Lost my poopetite
when you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.
dude: oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.
-dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches-
dude: barnacles i just lost my p–pet-te
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