Lost My Wallet
lost my wallet: when you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. a more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
bill “mate, whats up, you seem stressed.”
ted “aye pal, just been on jeremy kyle, found out that kid ain’t mine”
bill “ah b-lls, how ya feel?”
ted “how ye think? i’ve f-cking lost my wallet lad.”
example 2
“mate if you don’t p-ss of now, i’m gonna nut ye, cos i am literally about to lose my wallet.
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